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Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won’t get mad
…
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong…
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“I’m Free!”
I was talking with mymindatwork the other night about names because baristas never get our names right when we buy coffee at Starbucks. I give fake names to make it easier, but one friend suggested I try funny names for, ya know, fun. For instance, you can also give “Ever.” I’m sure Starbucks would love that.
“One green tea frappucino grande for Ever.” See what I did there? One green tea frappe forever. LOL kaybye
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